Recipe for the Ultimate Female Media Event

Ingredients:

1 – massive inland lake

1 – savvy visitor’s bureau

11 – professional female outdoor communicators

137,700 acres – frozen water

4 – dark houses

2,428 – sturgeon

8 – sturgeon spears

Directions:

Mix savvy visitor’s bureau and professional female outdoor communicators together in a large bowl and place in dark houses on the massive inland lake.  Set atop frozen water. Combine spears with sturgeon and bake at 20 degrees Fahrenheit for 4 days.

Enjoy.

Photo courtesy of the Fond du Lac Visitor’s Bureau